?

Log in

Egg Town's Journal [entries|friends|calendar]
Egg Town

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

Britt: Log 7 [20 May 2007|03:46pm]

fordanglia
    I'm updating early today so as to put the boys on pause and clean my living room. I finally have food to eat, and we all know that food = enegry. Huzzah!

    Name: Frank
    Gender: Boy
    Gen: 2

    Frank strives to not suck at life, yet sucking at life seems to be something he's good at. On the first day of school he had poop dropped on his head when he could not remember where he had placed his pencil.

    After an unsuccessful first class, Frank went to the cinema and saw a movie about love. I'm concerned that such fantasies will not be good for Frank. He now sports the film's poster on his wall happily. At least the film has taught him how to share, and he is no longer so greedy with his food rations. Or his shits. He needs to stop sharing his shits with Jimmy.

    Day 2 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 2 bars
  • Intellectual: 14
  • Arts: 10
  • Social: 14
  • Age: 1 yr
  • Weight: 29 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Jimmy; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Poster, Brochure, Make-Up, Maracas
  • Points: 30 995


    Mohitamatchi to Young Kuchipatchi



    Name: Jimmy
    Gender: Boy
    Gen: 2

    Jimmy has issues with happiness. He hates being happy, but I can't really blame him, given his abysmal performance in P.E. Still, Frank visited his brother in need and presented him with some cake, and then, poop.

    Outraged by this shit disturbance, Jimmy stormed over to Frank and gave him ice cream. Jimmy is certainly clueless when it comes to revenge, and until he masters it, he will continue to be an emo brat.

    Day 2 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 2 bars
  • Age: 1 yr
  • Weight: 16 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Frank; 2 smilies.


    Marutchi to Oniontchi
Visit

Britt: Bonus! [19 May 2007|07:14pm]

fordanglia
    I don't trust myself to booze it up, so I instead waste time making ... TEENY-WEENY TAMAGOTCHIS. Haven't you always wanted one? No? Awesome.

    Babies/Toddlers/Kids/Teens


    Adults


    Other


    Use them as adoptions or as a memorial for the deceased.

    ALSO: Tamagotchi for the Wii?
7 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 9 [19 May 2007|02:37pm]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    Yes, Clark is still with us! Last night was supposed to be the evening that he and Boot departed from this earth and left the babies to fend for themselves. Unfortunately yesterday I was out for a considerable amount of time (2pm-1am) boozing it up with some Kelowna buddies and was forced to put everyone on pause until my return. I am an excellent mother, I know.

    Day 8 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Intellectual: 110
  • Arts: 88
  • Social: 314
  • Age: 8 yrs
  • Weight: 40 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS. Rufus; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Bubble blower, skateboard.
  • Points: 63,540p

    I suspect that tonight will be the night that nature takes its coarse with Boot and Clark, and thus my only real concerns are over inheritance. Will all of Clark's precious riches and items be left to his unnamed daughter? I hope so, otherwise the poor girl will grow up in poverty. Updates forthcoming later tonight!

    Growth Progress


    Still Zukyutchi + Baby Tsubutchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy

    Rufus has yet to get a hookup from the matchmaker, another result of my putting everyone on pause I suspect. I've been keeping an eye on him all day today, waiting for the old crone's arrival. Nothing yet, but at 6 years old she has to come to him soon!

    Day 7 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 5 bars
  • Age: 6 yrs
  • Weight: 41 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.
  • Points: 365p

    The poor guy is getting fat in his old age, the combined stresses of his failed personal life catching up with him no doubt. Come on matchmaker, he needs to get laid like nobody's business!

    Growth Progress


    Still Ginjirotchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl

    I'm sick of looking at Boot's ugly face day in and day out, so her departure from the screen will be a moment of celebration for me. I only hope that the extended exposure to Boot I've subjected her daughter to won't cripple her psychologically later in life.

    Day 7 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 7 bars
  • Age: 6 yrs
  • Weight: 30 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 HEARTS.
  • Items Obtained: None.

    Baby names at this point have yet to be narrowed down, so that is what I'll likely spend this evening doing, along with preparing memorials for Clark and Boot.

    Growth Progress


    Kutchipatchi + Baby Tsubutchi
1 Present Visit

Britt: Log 6 [19 May 2007|02:55pm]

fordanglia
    Alison appears to be AWOL, so here is another update from me.

    As I had reported earlier, Stan and Nancy passed away. This was startling and tragic, and I feel no love for their children. Why? THERE WERE NO BODIES. That's right. Despite their lack of nourishment, I am forced to assume that Frank and Jimmy ate the corpses of Stan and Nancy. Hate.

    Name: Frank
    Gender: Boy
    Gen: 2

    Frank started his single life by jumping rope thrity times in a row. After that, he went to Tamatown where ... OH MY GOD! He saw Stan! Stan is living in a swanky house all by himself. He is clearly living a good life, as he offered Frank 500 points as thanks for not putting him in a home.

    Day 1 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 1 bar
  • Intellectual: 9
  • Arts: 10
  • Social: 7
  • Age: 0 yrs
  • Weight: 25 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Jimmy; 1 smile.
  • Items Obtained: Passport, Pencil
  • Points: 29 775


    Tsubutchi to Mohitamatchi



    Behold, another bundle of joy!

    Name: Jimmy
    Gender: Boy
    Gen: 2

    Jimmy loves sweets. He loves them so much that he made himself sick, though it may have been Polio.

    After recovering, Jimmy went on to win an eating contest with Frank. Frank is a nice man, who gave Jimmy a flower in return. What a sissy.

    Despite his addiction to food, Jimmy is not a fatty - He takes after his dad.

    Day 1 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 1 bar
  • Age: 0 yrs
  • Weight: 14 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; 1 smile. Frank; 1 smile.


    Babytchi to Marutchi
3 Presents Visit

Britt: Death [18 May 2007|08:54am]

fordanglia
    Not unlike the Queen Mum, Stan and Nancy are dead. I'm not sure how the Queen Mum died, but Stan and Nancy died in their sleep, leaving their small, hideous children to fend for themselves.

    R.I.P
    STAN
    10 May 2007 - 17 May 2007

    His pies were awful, but we ate them anyway.


    I WILL MISS YOU ALWAYS.



    R.I.P
    NANCY
    12 May 2007 - 17 May 2007

    She was a good pet, she was a terrible pet, but we still remember.


    I wrote/sang a song for Nancy. Listen and grieve with me.
Visit

Alison: Log 8 [18 May 2007|01:02am]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    Clark won't be fearing any setups from the matchmaker after this afternoon, I'm resigned to report. That's right. I have the dubious honor of announcing that Boot finally allowed someone to stick it in, and that someone was Clark. I feared this day would come, what with his fervent lusting after her, but what her Boot being a frigid bitch I thought I was safe.. that Clark was safe.

    Day 7 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Intellectual: 110
  • Arts: 88
  • Social: 314
  • Age: 6 yrs
  • Weight: 35 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS. Rufus; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Daughter.
  • Points: 58,640p

    Clark is now joined in his screen by one half of a set of twin girls, the resulting children from his union with Boot. At first, when they connected and I suspected something was amiss, I was angered. In fact, I believe my exact words were "OH YOU DIRTY BITCH, I KNEW IT." Now, after the rest of the day to think on it, I've become less hostile to the whole situation. Clark was never the type of man who would need the services of a matchmaker, that much was clear from day one. With his abnormally high social skills, pregnancy was inevitable I suppose.

    Growth Progress


    Still Zukyutchi + Baby Tsubutchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy

    Rufus got a raw deal today. After a solid day of connections with his lady friend Boot, the hussy went off and mated with Clark at the first available moment. Poor guy has nothing to look forward to except the matchmaker now, and a lineup of uglies with whom to bump it with.

    Day 6 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 5 bars
  • Age: 5 yrs
  • Weight: 36 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Bow.
  • Points: 365p

    I'm hoping his full meter of hearts won't interfere with his prospects, as it would be a shame for such manliness to not be passed on through the generations. I'm just assuming he will have a son, so that I can try and assert some control over arranged marriages in this next generation at least.

    Growth Progress


    Still Ginjirotchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl

    I've decided that I hate Boot. I did nothing but connect her to Rufus ALL FUCKING DAY, and the one moment I feel defeated enough to allow a connection between her and Clark the bitch spreads 'em. What is that about, seriously.

    Day 6 Stats
  • Hunger: 3
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 7 bars
  • Age: 5 yrs
  • Weight: 34 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 HEARTS.
  • Items Obtained: Daughter.

    The kids from this illicit union had better end up the most adorable egg babies in the world, I swear to god. I'm compiling a long notepad list of potential names for them in the meantime.

    Growth Progress


    Kutchipatchi + Baby Tsubutchi
1 Present Visit

Britt: Log 5 [18 May 2007|01:55am]

fordanglia
    I have been busy. I swear, once I have my new computer, I'll be more competent. There's just been so much I've had to do this week. EXCUSES, I KNOW. SHAME. I HAVE NEVER OWNED A 40" TV BEFORE, OK?

    Name: Stan
    Gender: Boy

    The other day was hell for Stan as he almost starved to death. My bad - I left him at home when I went to pick out some glasses.

    Day 8 Stats
  • Hunger: 2
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 7 bars
  • Intellectual: 84
  • Arts: 160
  • Social: 77
  • Age: 6 yrs
  • Weight: 48 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 4 smilies. Nancy; ♥♥♥♥.
  • Items Obtained: Maple leaf, RC UFO
  • Points: 19 785

    Stan became very lonely and spent much time visiting his lady-friend, Nancy. The first few visits, Stan presented her with a snake, but soon made up for his mistake with some flowers. He eventually bagged himself an ugly woman, and fucked her in the moonlight.

    The fucking resulted in twins, which I will go into detail on in Nancy's post.

    Growth Progress


    Still Mametchi



    Name: Nancy
    Gender: Girl

    Like Stan, Nancy was neglected, hungry and unhappy.

    Day 7 Stats
  • Hunger: 1
  • Happiness: 1
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Age: 6 yrs
  • Weight: 35 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; ♥♥♥♥.

    Nancy's unhappiness led her to take her anger and sorrow out on Stan. She sent him many snakes, but soon saw the potential for a pity fuck, and remedied the situation by sending burgers and puddings. Stan is a man who thinks with his stomach, and he devoured both the burger and Nancy.

    But wait! Stan did not pull out! Not only did Nancy become pregnant with one little poop, but two. Soon after the birth, Nancy sent one to live with Stan as a reminder of his selfish ways.



    Nancy's baby has been sick three times so far, yet he/she/it still trudges on. Brave little mite!

    Growth Progress


    Still Tarakotchi
3 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 7 [16 May 2007|10:38pm]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    Clark's life continues to be one of sexual frustration, despite being well past the age of consent. He's been putting in extra hours at work to try and numb the loneliness, though I suspect it won't be long until the matchmaker comes knocking at his door. I only hope she brings someone worthy of fornicating with Clark, as otherwise I will be forced to reject any suitors on his behalf.

    Day 7 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Intellectual: 110
  • Arts: 82
  • Social: 276
  • Age: 5 yrs
  • Weight: 32 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS. Rufus; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Bow, Elephant.
  • Points: 53,630p

    Today, Clark finally connected to and made his move on an adult Boot. She, unfortunately for him, rejected his advances and sent him several deadly plants as gifts. Heartbroken, Clark fled to Africa for a second time on the Tamagotchi King's tab and bringing home yet another elephant. I have resolved not to allow any more connections between Boot and Clark, to both spare Clark some heartache and prevent Boot from changing her mind and mating with him randomly out of spite for me.

    Growth Progress


    Still Zukyutchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy

    Today was a momentous day for both Rufus and Boot. This afternoon Rufus became a man, joining the ranks of Clark. I must say that Rufus, perhaps due to the hardships he struggled through when I neglected him, seems more rugged and manly in his adult form than Clark does. This pleases me.

    Day 5 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 5 bars
  • Age: 4 yrs
  • Weight: 33 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Pencil, wig.
  • Points: 799p

    It is definitely a love triangle at this point. Both Rufus and Clark have nothing but hearts for Boot, and yet, she rejects them both consistently. I must have connected them over 10 times once they both became adults, but to no avail. Tomorrow will consist of nothing but Rufus/Boot connections. I will mate them or die trying!

    Rufus' adult form is somehow a pariah in the online tamagotchi world, despite his manly air, and I had quite a time tracking down an adequate picture of him that wasn't 25x25. This is the best I could do, friends. I can only hope his raw testosterone shines through these blurred edges!

    Growth Progress


    Ringotchi to Ginjirotchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl

    Boot, now no longer a Lolita, is frankly pissing me off. She struts around her screen, making near-constant kissy faces and shaking her junk. This is flagrant false advertising.

    Day 5 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 2
  • Training: 7 bars
  • Age: 4 yrs
  • Weight: 31 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 HEARTS.
  • Items Obtained: None.

    I'm sorry, but you cannot be in love with two boys and then MATE WITH NEITHER. At first I only had her connect with Rufus, as per my matchmaking scheme, but after literally 10+ games in a row I relented. "All right," I thought, "If she wants to go after Clark.. who am I to stop her?" NOT SO. She is playing games with my heart, and the hearts of my two boys. Nothing. Nada. Bitch is frigid.

    Growth Progress


    Ichigotchi to Kutchipatchi
7 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 6 [16 May 2007|12:56pm]

bland
I am one day late with updating as well, though I have no worthy excuse! This is yesterdays log, and I promise todays will be posted promptly later tonight!

    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    Clark's adult life continues to fill me with joy, as he showed real responsibility this morning in obtaining a job. Clark is now employed by some sort of zoo, collecting balloons as they escape from the grubby hands of children. He is consistently 'Excellent' at this, and has already received a hefty paycheck.

    Day 6 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Intellectual: 110
  • Arts: 82
  • Social: 227
  • Age: 5 yrs
  • Weight: 31 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS (!!!). Rufus; 3 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: NYC T-shirt, pineapple, ticket to Africa.
  • Points: 49,480p

    Clark is becoming quite the globetrotter, and his destination of choice today was the United States. Unfortunate timing, as it was during this time that Stan went on a visit to Canada.



    What a handsome devil! In other news, it seems Clark is completely in love with Boot. Now whenever they connect, little hearts follow Clark around and he does nothing but present her with cakes and ice cream. I can't fault him, he knows the way into a fatties heart. I think he's waiting for her to come of age before making his move, which means I somehow raised him with at least a modicum of decency.

    Growth Progress


    Still Zukyutchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy

    I'm worried for Rufus, in regards to this whole Boot debacle. He is constantly beating her at games, instead of wooing her with gifts. Clearly a retard where women are concerned, I only hope his blundering ways will win her over in the end!

    Day 4 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 4 bars
  • Age: 3 yrs
  • Weight: 31 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 4 smilies. Clark; 3 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Pencil, wig.
  • Points: 623p

    I won't lie, I just want these two buggers to grow up already so that I can force them into an arranged marriage. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. I KNOW IT.

    Growth Progress


    Still Ringotchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl

    Boot is in a situation most ladies would envy, stuck with two handsome men vying for her hand. I can't tell what her preferences are at this point.. though frankly I don't really give a damn. Rufus/Boot OTP.

    Day 4 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 4 bars
  • Age: 3 yrs
  • Weight: 27 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 4 smilies. Clark; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.

    All of this sexual tension and love triangle drama needs to be dealt with. This is Eggtown, not All My Children!

    Growth Progress


    Still Ichigotchi
7 Presents Visit

Britt: Log 4 [16 May 2007|12:17pm]

fordanglia
    Why no update? The notepad file I had my entry in crashed overnight, resulting in much sadness. It was my first non-lame entry, but it was not to be. Poopers. I am suffering from a stomach-ache, though that could be from all the ice cream I have been devouring in my sadness. AGH, THE UPDATE I HAD WAS SO AMAZING YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

    Name: Stan
    Gender: Boy

    The last few days have been interesting for Stan and his life.

    Day 7 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 7 bars
  • Intellectual: 83
  • Arts: 78
  • Social: 68
  • Age: 5 yrs
  • Weight: 40 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 4 smilies. Nancy; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Roller skate, Plant, Wig
  • Points: 20 355

    Stan graduated from school and is now employed as a baker. He is 'OK' at his job. He finally took advantage of his plane ticket and visited Canada. If only I were so thrilled about being in the rockies.


    A failed attempt at visiting Clark?


    After condemning the heart failure of Jerry Falwell, he was sent two snakes in the mail, making him a very sad panda. He cheered up by completing thirty rope-jumps and wearing his wig. A night-life in drag?

    Stan continues to donate to the King. The King has so far given him a tax return of 300 points, and some presents he isn't interested in.

    Growth Progress


    Young Androtchi to Mametchi



    Name: Nancy
    Gender: Girl

    Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. What to do with you.

    Day 6 Stats
  • Hunger: 3
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Age: 4 yrs
  • Weight: 37 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; 2 smilies.

    Nancy sucks at making friends. She goes to bed early and does many faceplants. Given her lack of options, her life will never be as exciting as Stan's. Stan gave her a flower yesterday as a peace offering, but it was ignored. She is impatient, needy, and a drama queen. As always, I hate that shit.

    Growth Progress


    Ichigotchi to Tarakotchi
3 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 5 [14 May 2007|10:18pm]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    At long last, Clark has fulfilled his mother's ambitions for him. Today, Clark is a man. One who is cross-eyed or just plain wonky-eyed about 75% of the time, but a man none the less. Now the time comes for him to venture forth in the world, and get a job for chrissake.

    Day 5 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Intellectual: 110
  • Arts: 79
  • Social: 90
  • Age: 3 yrs
  • Weight: 32 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 3 smilies. Rufus; 3 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Elephant, Shield, Royal Costume, Ticket to USA.
  • Points: 7,830p

    Clark's day started off with a pleasant trip to Africa, from which he returned with a live elephant. Any doubts I had about his masculinity were immediately dispelled by this show of influence over such a mighty trunked animal.



    However, the mailman was the bearer of bad tidings again today in the delivering of yet another snake. That was it. Enough was enough. Bribes to the Tamagotchi King reached a new level today, totaling over 200,000p. Such devotion was not unnoticed by His Royal Highness however, and Clark was presented with a shield.. rendering him able to finally don his Royal Costume. Seeing him patrolling the perimeter of his screen, decked out in shield, sword, and crown, filled me with such intense emotion that I wondered; "Is this the ulterior motive for symbiosis?"

    Growth Progress


    Young Mametchi to Zukyutchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy

    With all of the excitement surrounding Clark today, I won't lie and say that I didn't neglect Rufus a fair bit. He seems to have survived the day unscathed despite my negligence however, proving his hardiness and earning my esteem.

    Day 3 Stats
  • Hunger: 3
  • Happiness: 3
  • Training: 2 bars
  • Age: 2 yrs
  • Weight: 31 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 4 smilies. Clark; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.
  • Points: 444p

    Boot has undoubtedly risen in attractiveness in Rufus' eyes, and my hopes for the two of them spawning to create fat babies have never been higher. I wait in anticipation for what kind of man Rufus will grow up to be. Unquestionably robust, in my opinion.

    Growth Progress


    Still Ringotchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl

    Today was a bland one for Boot, who was neglected along with Rufus while I fawned over Clark. She suffered from a toothache during the afternoon, ironically during the half hour I myself was attending a dentist appointment. The meaning of this remains unclear.

    Day 3 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 2 bars
  • Age: 2 yrs
  • Weight: 21 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 4 smilies. Clark; 4 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.

    It seems all my complaints of yesterday did not fall on deaf ears and that Boot is now torn between her two suitors, each maintaining a level of 4 smilies in her heart. My hope lies with Rufus, and though I may be biased, I cannot help but feel heartened when such sights as the two of them bathing simultaneously greet me in the evening before bed.



    Despite such adorable activity, I noticed her sending waves of empty boxes wrapped up as presents to Rufus throughout the day and 'Time Out-ed' her accordingly.

    Growth Progress


    Still Ichigotchi
2 Presents Visit

Britt: A Mystery! [14 May 2007|11:24am]

fordanglia
As delighted as I was to awake to an evolved Stan, I have no idea what he is.  Here is the character in question:



All illustrations would have me believe that he is a Mametchi, pictured below:



The problem here?



What a mystery!

EDIT: Mystery solved! This case is closed!
5 Presents Visit

Britt: Bonus! [13 May 2007|10:22pm]

fordanglia


Starring in each other's dreams.
2 Presents Visit

Alison: Bonus! [13 May 2007|08:36pm]

bland



My three babies. Happy Mother's Day!
6 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 4 [13 May 2007|08:07pm]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    Clark continues to be boring, and not grow up. I am beginning to despair. Will he ever become a man? Will he ever wield the weapons gifted to him? My worst fear is for Clark to bring shame to his namesake (who, if it wasn't obvious already, is Clark Kent).

    Day 4 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 6 bars
  • Intellectual: 76
  • Arts: 53
  • Social: 84
  • Age: 2 yrs
  • Weight: 27 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 2 smilies. Rufus; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Melon, Sword, Ticket to Africa.
  • Points: 75,800

    The mail terrorism continued today, not with turds, but instead with the sending of a live snake. Fearing the situation escalating further, sizable donations were made to the Tamagotchi King out of desperation and a fear of further snakes. And lo, the King descended from his throne again to bring before Clark another item of power; a sword. Though still to young to wield both sword and scepter, I have high hopes for his adult years. If he ever gets there.

    Growth Progress


    Still Young Mametchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy

    Today, Rufus grew out of his bulge-filled youth and into a handsome young man. I have to say, young Rufus is slowly growing on me now that he's straightening out his act. If Clark ends up a disappointment in his adult years, perhaps Rufus will be there to ease his mother's pain.

    Day 2 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 1 bar
  • Age: 1 yrs
  • Weight: 21 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 2 smilies. Clark; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.
  • Points: 279

    I don't know what Clark did to earn the loss of 1 smile, but there seems to be a definite rivalry going on between the two over Boot. Rufus, smooth operator that he is, gifted Boot with a ball early in the day to gain her favor. I spied her playing with it often throughout the day, which was encouraging for my matchmaking scheme.

    Growth Progress


    Hotodetchi to Ringotchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl

    I don't know what it is about these early tamagotchi versions and fruit, but I seem to have ended up with two that I eat large amounts of in my daily life. Now I feel like a cannibal anytime I want to snack on some delicious strawberries or apples.

    Day 2 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 1 bar
  • Age: 1 yrs
  • Weight: 21 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 2 smilies. Clark; 3 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Ball.

    Despite Rufus' efforts and gifts, Clark still has the lead in Boot's friendship books. I'm beginning to think Boot is a shallow bitch, who ignores the fruit soulmate close to her and goes after the older intellectual men. A love potion seems more and more necessary as each day goes by.

    Growth Progress


    Marutchi to Ichigotchi
Visit

Britt: Log 3 [13 May 2007|08:20pm]

fordanglia
    Name: Stan
    Gender: Boy

    Today was one of fortune and sadness for Stan.

    Day 4 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 3
  • Training: 7 bars
  • Intellectual: 49
  • Arts: 49
  • Social: 45
  • Age: 2 yrs
  • Weight: 41 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 4 smilies. Nancy; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: RC Helicopter
  • Points: 18 145

    Stan's day started with a nice poop. Lucky for him, he was able to clean up in time for a visit from the Tamagotchi King. The Big T-K handed him 300 points, which Stan used towards the purchase of a remote controlled helicopter. He hadn't meant to make this purchase, I just slipped on the buttons.

    Hoping to get some money back, Stan donated 5100 points to the Kingster, but this was all in vain. No response from the king as of now. Stan cried, and through comfort, was able to gain some more training.

    Growth Progress


    Stil Young Androtchi



    Name: Nancy
    Gender: Girl

    Nancy's overall life has not improved. She still looks like a strawberry and still poops a lot. She loves to eat sweets and hates jumping hurdles with a passion. I refuse to play the Dance game with her because I hate that shit.

    Day 3 Stats
  • Hunger: 2
  • Happiness: 2
  • Training: 5 bars
  • Age: 2 yrs
  • Weight: 25 lbs (lost weight!)
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; 2 smilies.

    Aside from looking like a dumbass, Nancy is still boring as hell. There is little to say about her. I hope she never hits Tama-Pubertus.

    Growth Progress


    Still Ichigotchi
2 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 3 [12 May 2007|10:22pm]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    The pain of separation from Clark's good buddy Stan was eased a bit today with the addition of 2 new friends into his life. Revived by fresh batteries, a v2 and v1 tamagotchi are the latest additions to this log as I will struggle to cope with not just 1, but 3, poop factories.

    Day 3 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 5 bars
  • Intellectual: 60
  • Arts: 50
  • Social: 52
  • Age: 2 yrs
  • Weight: 22 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 1 smile. Rufus; 1 smile.
  • Items Obtained: Playhouse, Slide, Scepter.
  • Points: 31,920

    Today was momentous for Clark. After yet another turd-by-mail, another 5,000 points was discreetly sent to spur the Tamagotchi King into action. Clark's monetary devotion was rewarded by a visit from the King himself, and the gifting of a mighty scepter (the powers of which are presently unknown). I can only assume that, like in tales of yore, Clark must become a man before wielding such an object of power.

    Until then, I will remain wary of opening any mail.

    Growth Progress


    Still Young Mametchi



    Name: Rufus
    Gender: Boy
    Birthday: January 1st

    Rufus was hatched at the same time as his contemporary, Boot. He is a v2 and thus lacks several key information points, such as 'intelligence' and 'arts'. Nevertheless, he is a welcome addition to the family.. though by no means a proper replacement for Stan.

    Day 1 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 1 bar
  • Age: 0 yrs
  • Weight: 23 lbs
  • Friends: Boot; 1 smile. Clark; 3 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.
  • Points: 88

    Simply put, Rufus is a fatass. At age zero he weighs more than 2 yr old Clark. Constantly gorging on puddings and other treats has gone straight to his hips, resulting in a telltale blob-like figure. I fear for his future, as a potential guest on Maury's Fattest Babies.

    Growth Progress


    Tsubutchi to Hotodetchi



    Name: Boot
    Gender: Girl
    Birthday: January 5th

    I have high hopes for Boot as a potential mate for either of the boys, though Clark may be too good for the likes of her. Boot is a v1 tamagotchi, and thus even lower on the evolutionary scale than Rufus.

    Day 1 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 1 bar
  • Age: 0 yrs
  • Weight: 20 lbs
  • Friends: Rufus; 1 smile. Clark; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: None.

    Based on unhealthy lifestyles and pounds alone, Rufus and Boot would seem to be a perfect pair. Understandably, both she and Rufus seem to be vying for Clark's affection at the expense of other friendships. I really don't want to have to resort to matchmaking, but if it takes a love potion to get those two fatties together then so be it.

    Growth Progress


    Tsubutchi to Marutchi
2 Presents Visit

Britt: Log 2 [12 May 2007|09:19pm]

fordanglia
    Name: Stan
    Gender: Boy

    Stan has been given the misfortune of having a lazy cow as his keeper, so updates may contain gaps. Despite this obstacle, he continues to thrive, but sorely misses Clark.

    Day 3 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 5 bars
  • Intellectual: 40
  • Arts: 42
  • Social: 26
  • Age: 1 yrs
  • Weight: 37 lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 4 smilies. Nancy; 2 smilies.
  • Items Obtained: Currently Unavailable
  • Points: 24 365

    Stan has been robbed several times, but has managed to live despite the stress. The Tamagotchi king even awarded him 1100 points for no reason, other than that he smells fine. His poops are not so frequent anymore, though he did get a toothache from eating shit all the time - Just like his master!

    Clark left this morning, but Stan was able to make a new friend in the form of a Connection V1. He is pleased.

    Growth Progress


    Harutchi to Young Androtchi



    Name: Nancy
    Gender: Girl

    Brought back from the dead by a cheap battery came a lovely girl named Lily. Lily was promptly reset in order to bring about Nancy, who is very probably racist.

    Nancy is a repulsive little puke who likes to poop and roll around stupidly. No amount of jumping hurdles will bring her hopes up. I will continue to take care of Nancy, but will not be too upset if she dies. She likes to send poop through the mail and cry when beaten. Perhaps she will turn to abusing wine.

    Day 2 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 4 bars
  • Age: 1 yrs
  • Weight: 32lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; 2 smilies.

    Nancy has a desire to be slain by the sugar bug. Her addiction to sweets is what makes her the fatty she is. There isn't very much to be said about Nancy - She is the cafeteria loner with no interests and nothing interesting.

    It'll be a miracle if things change for her, but I wouldn't count on it.

    Growth Progress


    Marutchi to Ichigotchi
5 Presents Visit

Alison: Log 2 [12 May 2007|07:12pm]

bland
    Name: Clark
    Gender: Boy

    I'm one day late with posting this, only due to the trauma of Clark and I returning back to the mountainous region of B.C. and leaving our dear friends behind. Clark is pining already, and expressing his grief the only way a digital egg knows how. Constant poops.

    Day 2 Stats
  • Hunger: 4
  • Happiness: 4
  • Training: 3 bars
  • Intellectual: 36
  • Arts: 44
  • Social: 24
  • Age: 1 yrs
  • Weight: 17 lbs
  • Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile.
  • Items Obtained: CD, RC helicopter, pen, clone, steak, 2 love potions, cell phone
  • Points: 46,550

    Clark's day started with, again, being the recipient of turds disguised as gifts. This time however the culprit was not Stan, but an anonymous prankster operating through the postal system. Fed up with this kind of treatment, Clark attempted to bribe the Tamagotchi King with donations totaling over 15,000 points. The King, in turn, gave him a love potion with which to woo his numerous enemies.

    A message to all shit-bandits out there: Clark has friends in high places. He is watching you.

    Further updates from today (Log 3) forthcoming this evening, including the addition of 2 more tamagotchi to my brood.

    Growth Progress


    Harutchi to Young Mametchi

Visit

Britt: Log 1 [11 May 2007|10:03am]

fordanglia
    Name: Stan
    Gender: Boy
    Birthday: March 1st


    Last night, a tamagotchi was born unto us, and the Tamagotchi King found that it was good. Along with Clark, Alison's friend in-deed, Stan hopes to thrive. It was an exciting experience. I was doing my usual rounds at Zellers when I saw them and decided to blow some dough. The cashier was astounded that anybody over the age of twelve would indulge in such majesty, but he took my credit card anyway.

    Day 1 Stats
  • Hunger: 1
  • Happiness: 3
  • Training: 0
  • Intellectual: 10
  • Arts: 5
  • Social: 8
  • Age: 0 yrs
  • Weight: 15lbs
  • Friends: Clark; 3 smilies
  • Items obtained: Passport
  • Points: 1590

    Stan has terrible rhythm, and it has been decided that he is not the pick of the litter. He trips when jumping rope and likes to send gift-wrapped turds to his best buddies. Delivering turds is not a joke to him, but a peace offering of something he himself created - hence his abnormally high Arts rating. Stan loves Clark. Instant friends.

    Stan enjoys fucking with me and rolling in shit, among other things. He hopes to one day be enrolled in the mainstream school courses.

    Later today, Stan will have a new friend in the form of a V1 Connection, providing the dollar store has the correct batteries in stock and at a reasonable price.


    Growth Progress


    Tsubutchi to Harutchi
2 Presents Visit

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]